Dare To Do Things Worthy Of Imprisonment

Let The Straight-limbed Laugh At The Club-footed, The White Skinned At The Blackamoor.

The Greatest Reverence Is Due To A Child! If You Are Contemplating A Disgraceful Act, Despise Not Your Child's Tender Years.

Let Nothing Offensive To The Ear Or The Eye Enter These Thresholds, Within Which Youth Dwells.

Give Up All Hope Of Peace So Long As Your Mother-in-law Is Alive.

The Man Whose Purse Is Empty Can Cheerfully Sing Before The Robber.