Dark Energy Is Perhaps The Biggest Mystery

I'm All For Sex. Seven Nights A Week. Days, Too.

Asthma Doesn't Seem To Bother Me Any More Unless I'm Around Cigars Or Dogs. The Thing That Would Bother Me Most Would Be A Dog Smoking A Cigar.

The Bible Is Unfortunately Unclear On A Long List Of Moral And Social Questions And Sex Is One Of Them. On The One Hand, There Are Expressions Of Admiration For The Reportedly Virgin Mother Of Jesus, But Other Portions Of Scripture Speak Quite Accommodatingly Of Polygamy.

Totalitarianism Is Patriotism Institutionalized.

Nothing Is Better Than The Unintended Humor Of Reality.