Deaf? If You're Near There, No Wonder

When A Man Opens A Car Door For His Wife, It's Either A New Car Or A New Wife.

If It Doesn't Fart Or Eat Hay, She Isn't Interested.

You Look Like You're Ready For Bed!

If You Stay Here Much Longer You'll All Be Slitty-eyed.

It's Not A Very Big One, But At Least It's Dead And It Took An Awful Lot Of Killing!