Dear God. Not Only Am I Unemployed

Why The Hell Shouldn't I Run Away With The Circus?

When Will People Learn That Just Because You Can Make Something Doesn’t Mean You Should?

I Used To Think I Preferred Getting Old To The Alternative, But Now I'm Not Sure. Sometimes The Momotony Of Bingo And Sing-alongs And Ancient Dusty People Parked In The Hallway In Wheelchairs Makes Me Long For Death. Particularly When I Rememver That I'm One Of The Ancient Dusty People, Filed Away Like Some Worthless Tchotchke.

You Do Right By Me, I'll Show You A Life Most Suckers Can't Even Dream Of.

When Two People Are Meant To Be Together, They Will Be Together. It's Fate.