Death Cures All Ills. Well, Most Of

I Wondered If I Had Offended Him. I Wondered If I Cared.

I Thought Of Several Alec Smart Remarks, But You Should Humor Crazy People When You're At Their Mercy; It's A Rule.

The Greeks Believed That Once There Were No Male And Female, That All Souls Were One. Then The Souls Were Torn Apart, Male And Female. The Greeks Thought That When You Found The Other Half Of Your Soul, Your Soul Mate, That It Would Be Your Perfect Lover But I Think If You Find Your Other Half, You Would Be Too Much Alike To Be Lovers, But You Would Still Be Soul Mates.

Maybe They Know What I Know, That The True Way To A Man's Heart Is Six Inches Of Metal Between His Ribs. Sometimes Four Inches Will Do The Job, But To Be Really Sure, I Like To Have Six.

Men Don't Settle Down Because Of The Right Woman. They Settle Down Because They Are Finally Ready For It. Whatever Woman They're Dating When They Get Ready Is The One They Settle Down With, Not Necessarily The Best One Or The Prettiest, Just The One Who Happened To Be On Hand When The Time Got To Be Right. Unromantic, But Still True.