Death Cures All Ills. Well, Most Of

People Are Supposed To Fear The Unknown, But Ignorance Is Bliss When Knowledge Is So Damn Frightening.

Some Issues Stay Fresh Every Time You Open Them Up. It's Like Evil Magical Tupperware -- It Stays Fresh Forever.

Vampires Are People Too!

Now That's An Okay That Really Means Okay, Not That Okay That Women Use That Means Everything But Okay.

A Pink Taffeta Evening Gown. It Looked Like It Had Run Away From A Junior High Prom... The Dress Looked Like A Petunia On Steroids To Me.