Decency Cannot Be Discussed Without Indecency!

I Wish People Would Stop Talking About My Birthday.

The Moment We Want To Believe Something, We Suddenly See All The Arguments For It, And Become Blind To The Arguments Against It.

I Have Defined The Hundred Per Cent American As Ninety-nine Per Cent An Idiot.

The Best Way To Get Your Point Across Is To Entertain.

The Public Want Actresses, Because They Think All Actresses Bad. They Don't Want Music Or Poetry Because They Know That Both Are Good. So Actors And Actresses Thrive And Poets And Composers Starve.