Decreased Business Base Increases Overhead. So Does

If The Earth Could Be Made To Rotate Twice As Fast, Managers Would Get Twice As Much Done. If The Earth Could Be Made To Rotate Twenty Times As Fast, Everyone Else Would Get Twice As Much Done Since All The Managers Would Fly Off.

Law Number Xvi: In The Year 2054, The Entire Defense Budget Will Purchase Just One Aircraft. This Aircraft Will Have To Be Shared By The Air Force And Navy 3-1/2 Days Each Per Week Except For Leap Year, When It Will Be Made Available To The Marines For The Extra Day.

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A Recent Government Publication On The Marketing Of Cabbage Contains, According To One Report, 26,941 Words. It Is Noteworthy In This Regard That The Gettysburg Address Contains A Mere 279 Words While The Lord's Prayer Comprises But 67.