Delta: We Never Make The Same Mistake

I Feel Like Bush Presidencies Are Like "godfather" Films. You Should Stop At Two.

There's A Turkey Shortage. Are You Aware Of That Fact? There's Also A Gravy Shortage. It's Up To $4 A Gallon. Governor Chris Christie Wants To Build A Gravy Pipeline.

Don't Forget It's Daylight Savings Time. You Spring Forward, Then You Fall Back. It's Like Robert Downey Jr. Getting Out Of Bed.

Presidential Hopeful Jeb Bush Has Released All Of His Emails. I'd Like To Release All Of My Emails. I've Got Nothing But Emails About Low-cost Funerals And Viagra.

Night Clubs Scare Me. They're Dark And They Stink And They're Dangerous And Everybody's Drunk.