Democrats Are The Only Reason To Vote

Farmers Spend More Time At Conventions Than They Do Plowing.

The Nation Is Prosperous On The Whole, But How Much Prosperity Is There In A Hole?

It's Easy Being A Humorist When You've Got The Whole Government Working For You.

I Guess There Is Nothing That Will Get Your Mind Off Everything Like Golf. I Have Never Been Depressed Enough To Take Up The Game, But They Say You Get So Sore At Yourself You Forget To Hate Your Enemies.

A Difference Of Opinion Is What Makes Horse Racing And Missionaries.