Despair Is Anger With No Place To

If You're A Gifted Flirt, Talking About The Price Of Eggs Will Do As Well As Any Other Subject.

Men Enjoy Being Thought Of As Hunters, But Are Generally Too Lazy To Hunt. Women, On The Other Hand, Love To Hunt, But Would Rather Nobody Knew It.

If You Hate Your Lot But Wouldn't Trade It, It's Not Your Lot You Hate.

Most Sermons Sound To Me Like Commercials - But I Can't Make Out Whether God Is The Sponsor Or The Product.

It's Innocence When It Charms Us, Ignorance When It Doesn't.