Devil's Food?" You Can Only Eat So

I Fink I Gots Deaf On Me Willie.

I've Seen More Intelligence In The Crotch Lice Of Harem Whores.

Inside, I Was Like: "ha, Suck My Spiky Rubber Strap-on, Vampyre Hunter!

The Value Of The Work We Do Is The Value We Give To It.

This Story Is Not And Never Was Meant To Challenge Anyone's Faith; However, If One's Faith Can Be Shaken By Stories In A Humorous Novel, One May Have A Bit More Praying To Do.