Die: To Stop Sinning Suddenly.

An Archbishop Is An Ecclesiastical Dignitary One Point Holier Than A Bishop.

The Ghost Is The Outward And Visible Signs Of An Inward Fear.

Eccentricity, N. A Method Of Distinction So Cheap That Fools Employ It To Accentuate Their Incapacity.

Magpie, N.: A Bird Whose Theivish Disposition Suggested To Someone That It Might Be Taught To Talk.

Alligator: The Crocodile Of America, Superior In Every Detail To The Crocodile Of The Effete Monarchies Of The Old World.