Dietrich Would Never Do That

Being In The Depths Of Sadness Is Just As Important An Experience As Being Exuberantly Happy.

A New Kind Of Award Has Been Added -- The Deathbed Award. It Is Not An Award Of Any Kind. Either The Recipient Has Not Acted At All, Or Was Not Nominated, Or Did Not Win The Award The Last Few Times Around. It Is Intended To Relieve The Guilty Conscience Of The Academy Members And Save Face In Front Of The Public. The Academy Has The Horrible Taste To Have A Star, Choking With Emotion, Present This Deathbed Award So That There Can Be No Doubt In Anybody's Mind Why The Award Is So Hurriedly Given. Lucky Is The Actor Who Is Too Sick To Watch The Proceedings On Television.

Glamour Is Assurance. It Is A Kind Of Knowing That You Are All Right In Every Way, Mentally And Physically And In Appearance, And That, Whatever The Occasion Or The Situation, You Are Equal To It.

What Remains Is Solitude.

H Is For Hardware Store: I'd Rather Go To The Hardware Store Than The Opera. And I Like The Opera.