Diplomats Were Invented Simply To Waste Time.

One Cannot Cross An Abyss In Two Jumps.

You Cannot Trust The Interests Of Any Class Entirely To Another Class; And You Cannot Trust The Interests Of Any Sex To Another Sex.

One Day While Lloyd George Was Making A Political Speech Before A Big Crowd, A Heckler Yelled, "wait A Minute, Mr. George. Isn't It True Your Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware Around Here In An Oxcart Hauled By A Donkey?" Lloyd George Replied, "i Digress Just A Moment And Thank The Gentlemen For Calling That To My Attention. It Is True, My Dear Old Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware With An Old Cart And A Donkey. As A Matter Of Fact, After This Meeting Is Over, If My Friend Will Come With Me, I Will Show Him That Old Cart, But I Never Knew Until This Minute What Became Of The Ass."

Four Specters Haunt The Poor - Old Age, Accident, Sickness And Unemployment. We Are Going To Exorcise Them. We Are Going To Drive Hunger From The Hearth. We Mean To Banish The Workhouse From The Horizon Of Every Workman In The Land.

If You Want To Succeed In Politics You Must Keep Your Conscience Firmly Under Control.