Dirt Makes A Man Look Masculine. Let

The Ladder Of Success In Hollywood Is Usually A Press Agent, Actor, Director, Producer, Leading Man; And You Are A Star If You Sleep With Each Of Them In That Order. Crude, But True.

I Would Tell Anyone Who Wants Something From Someone Else To Feign Not Wanting It. People Are Perverse. If You Show Great Affection To Them, They'll Run The Other Way.

Any Girl Can Be Glamorous. All You Have To Do Is Stand Still And Look Stupid.

I Advise Everybody Not To Save: Spend Your Money. Most People Save All Their Lives And Leave It To Somebody Else. Money Is To Be Enjoyed.

I Believe In Sending A Lot Of Letters And Notes To Friends.