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My Books Are Character-driven. They're Not Driven By The Story.

My Driving Record Is Not Exemplary, But I Have Never Had A Speeding Ticket Over 100 M.p.h. I Can Say That Unequivocally.

A Bonus, Being A Writer, Is That The True-life Source Material Is Fabulously Bizarre. There's So Much Corruption, Violence And Free-floating Depravity That The Well Never Runs Dry, Whether You're A Novelist, A Journalist, Or Both.

When I Was Writing Razor Girl, I Thought It Would Be Fun To Have A Redneck Tv Family That Was Really Just A Bunch Of Actors Who Had To Be Trained To Be Rednecks. That's Not So Farfetched, If You Know How Hollywood Works.

The Greatest Sin For A Writer Is To Be Boring.