Disobedience Is My Joy!

It Was While Princess Margaret Was Attending A High-society Party In New York That The Hostess Asked Her Politely How The Queen Was Keeping. "which One?" She Is Reported To Have Replied With Her Typically Razor-sharp Wit. "my Sister, My Mother Or My Husband?

My Children Are Not Royal; They Just Happen To Have The Queen For Their Aunt.

[on Public Events Attended By Royalty:] It Was The Usual 'zoo Tea.' You Know, We Eat - The Others Watch.

The Queen Is The Only Person Who Can Put On A Tiara With One Hand, While Walking Down Stairs.

I Would Like It To Be Known That I Have Decided Not To Marry Group Capt. Peter Townsend. Mindful Of The Church's Teaching That Christian Marriage Is Indissoluble, And Conscious Of My Duty To The Commonwealth, I Have Resolved To Put These Considerations Before Any Others.