Divorce Is The Price People Play For

Good Teachers Cost A Lot; But, Poor Teachers Cost A Lot More.

Family: A Social Unit Where The Father Is Concerned With Parking Space, The Children With Outer Space, And The Mother With Closet Space.

You Can Always Tell The Golfer Who's Winning: He's The One Who Keeps Telling His Opponent That It's Only A Game.

A Signature Always Reveals A Man's Character - And Sometimes Even His Name.

A Woman Is Always Ready To Describe Another Woman As Charming, But Only If The Other Woman Is Not Charming.