Do Unto Yourself As Your Neighbours Do

One Smell Of Brimstone Makes The Whole World Kin.

A Friend Who Is Near And Dear May In Time Become As Useless As A Relative.

Always Interline A Contract Before Signing It, Merely To Impress The Party Of The First Part. The One Who Puts His Signature To Articles Of Agreement Drawn Up By The Other Fellow Is Establishing A Dangerous Precedent.

"whom Are You?" Said He, For He Had Been To Night School.

To Insure Peace Of Mind Ignore The Rules And Regulations.