Do What You Say You're Going To

Love Is An Ice Cream Sundae, With All The Marvelous Coverings. Sex Is The Cherry On Top.

Somebody Said He Came From New Orleans, Where He Got In A Fight Over A Cajun Queen. And A Crushing Blow From A Huge Right Hand, Sent A Louisiana Fella To The Promised Land.

Be Yourself. Because If People Don't Like You As You Are, They're Not Going To Like You As Somebody You're Trying To Be.

I Made More Money Yesterday Than I Ever Thought I'd Make In An Entire Lifetime. But It's Like Somebody's Going To Take It All Away From Me And I'll Be Back In Texas, Installing Them Damned Irrigation Wells. I Didn't Like That When I Was Sixteen. And I Know I Wouldn't Like It When I'm Eighty.

I Can't Change The Direction Of The Wind, But I Can Adjust My Sails To Always Reach My Destination.