Do You Want To Feel Good, Or

I Am Classic Rock Revisited. I Revisit It Every Waking Moment Of My Life Because It Has The Spirit And The Attitude And The Fire And The Middle Finger. I Am Rosa Parks With A Gibson Guitar.

Without Question Gibson Guitars Are The Finest, Most Revered Guitars On The Planet.

Brilliant Thoughts Flow With A Life Of Their Own To A Dedicated Reasoning Predator Up In A Tree With A Bow And Arrow Half The Year Meditating Soulfully In Anticipation To Kill Unsuspecting Meat-infested Herbivores.

I Really Have The American Dream Licked.

Name Me A Society That Doesn't Love Barbeque. It Doesn't Exist. Mankind Is Barbeque Celebration.