Doesn't Know Much, But Leads The League

There Never Yet Was A Mother Who Taught Her Child To Be An Infidel.

Health Is Like Money, We Never Have A True Idea Of Its Value Until We Lose It.

Advice Can Be Like Cod Liver Oil, Easy Enough To Administer But Not So Pleasant To Take For Anybody.

Better Make A Weak Man Your Enemy Than Your Friend.

I Don't Never Have Any Trouble In Regulating My Own Conduct, But To Keep Other Folks' Straight Is What Bothers Me.