Doesn't Know Much, But Leads The League

The Less We Know The More We Suspect

It Iz Comparitively Eazy Tew Repent Ov The Sins That We Hav Committed, But Tew Repent Ov Thoze Which We Intend To Commit, Is Asking Tew Mutch Ov Enny Man, Now Days.

You Cannot Analyze A Kiss Any More Than You Can Dissect The Fragrance Of Flowers.

I Do Not Know Of A Better Cure For Sorrow Than To Pity Somebody Else.

Don't Take The Bull By The Horns, Take Him By The Tail; Then You Can Let Go When You Want To.