Doing Stuff Never Feels As Good As

He Really Was Beautiful. I Know Boys Aren’t Supposed To Be, But He Was.

Pudge, My Friend, We Are Indefuckingstructible.

Suffering Is Universal.

The Only Thing Worse Than Having A Party That No One Attends Is Having A Party Attended Only By Two Vastly, Deeply Uninteresting People.

This Squirrel Is Inadequately Afraid Of Humans! Squirrel, I Am A Threat To You! We Are Enemies! Please Get Off My Bench! Oh, God! Oh, God! Don't Touch Me—oh, God!