Don Gullett's The Only Guy Who Can

I'm Just Like Everybody Else. I Have Two Arms, Two Legs And Four-thousand Hits.

If You Screw Up And Do Something, Don't Lie About It; Come Clean.

You Know, Baseball's Not Stupid. Baseball Does What The Fans Want, Usually.

Somebody's Gotta Win And Somebody's Gotta Lose And I Believe In Letting The Other Guy Lose.

If Baseball Wants To Get You, They've Got Enough Resources And Enough Investigators That They'll Find A Way To Get You.