Don Ho Can Sign Autographs 3.4 Times

I Never Go Anywhere Or Do Anything That Transports Me Outside The Boundaries Of My Mind.

The Very Existence Of Flamethrowers Proves That Sometime, Somewhere, Someone Said To Themselves, "you Know, I Want To Set Those People Over There On Fire, But I'm Just Not Close Enough To Get The Job Done".

He Is Dead Now, But He Meant Well.

I Went Through The Usual Stages: Imp, Rascal, Scalawag, Whippersnapper. And, Of Course, After That It's Just A Small Step To Full-blown Sociopath.

Always Do Whatever's Next.