Don't A Fellow Feel Good After He

No Matter How Much Strong Black Coffee We Drink, Almost Any After- Dinner Speech Will Counteract It.

Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't Seem To Pay Enough To Suit Some People.

Bargain... Anything A Customer Thinks A Store Is Losing Money On.

Some People Pay A Compliment As If They Expected A Receipt.

There Isn't Much To Be Seen In A Little Town, But What You Hear Makes Up For It.