Don't Ask Me For Promises Until I

Treat Persons Who Profess To Be Able To Cure Disease As You Treat Fortune Tellers.

All My Life Affection Has Been Showered Upon Me, And Every Forward Step I Have Made Has Been Taken In Spite Of It.

Give A Man Health And A Course To Steer, And He'll Never Stop To Trouble About Whether He's Happy Or Not.

I Must ... Warn My Readers That My Attacks Are Directed Against Themselves, Not Against My Stage Figures.

In Order To Fully Realize How Bad A Popular Play Can Be, It Is Necessary To See It Twice.