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The Most Uncommon Form Of Intelligence Is Common Sense.

A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In The World, While The World Sees Even Less To Admire In Him.

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The Man Who Doctors Himself With The Aid Of Medical Books, Runs The Risk Of Dying Of A Typographical Error.