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Eloquence Is The Art Of Saying As Little As Possible But Making It Sound As Much As Possible.

Statistics: The Only Science That Enables Different Experts Using The Same Figures To Draw Different Conclusions.

A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In The World, While The World Sees Even Less To Admire In Him.

There Would Be No Population Explosion If People Who Are Trying To Keep The Wolf From The Door Wouldn't Let The Stork Fly In Through The Window.

The Little Boy Who Goes To The Store And Forgets What His Mother Sent Him For, Will Probably Grow Up To Be A Congressman.