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The Difference Between Two Men Is Usually A Woman.

The Difference Between Us And Other People Is That Their Money Looks Bigger And Their Troubles Smaller.

America Believes In Education: The Average Professor Earns More Money In A Year Than A Professional Athlete Earns In A Whole Week.

There Is Nothing More Dignified Than A Corpse.

Housework Is What A Woman Does That Nobody Notices Unless She Hasn't Done It.