Don't Be Humble... You're Not That Great.

It Is Always Much Easier, I Have Discovered, To Make People Cry Or Gasp Than To Make Them Think.

If We Have To Have A Choice Between Being Dead And Pitied, And Being Alive With A Bad Image, We'd Rather Be Alive And Have The Bad Image.

The Dog That Trots About Finds A Bone.

I Don't Want To Have A Bad Influence On Anybody, But There's No Point In My Giving Up Cigarettes Now. I Won't Die Young.

I'm A Slave To This Leaf In A Diary That Lists What I Must Do, What I Must Say, Every Half Hour.