Don't Die Until You're Dead.

When People Say "it's Always The Last Place You Look". Of Course It Is. Why Would You Keep Looking After You've Found It?

I Loathe Hecklers. I Haven't Got A Good Syllable To Say. When You Come Out Of The Club Circuit And Into The Concert Hall, They Should Be Gone. There's An Element Of Manners That Should Tell You That The Ticket Is Dear And It's A Different Venue.

Marriage Is A Wonderful Invention: Then Again, So Is A Bicycle Repair Kit.

If You Want To Lose A Bit Of Weight, Don't Eat Anything Out Of A Bucket.

People Who Announce They Are Going To The Toilet. Thanks That's An Image I Really Didn't Need.