Don’t Do Your Best, Do My Best.

Don’t Do Your Best, Do My Best.

Life Is Just The Time Between Crapping Yourself.

I Give Women Two Types Of Orgasms. Fake And None.

I Know Everything Because I Know Nothing.

Having Sex Without A Condom Is Like Riding A Roller Coaster With Diarrhea. You Can't Just Throw Your Hands Up And Enjoy It.