Don't Face The Facts.

At Seventy-four I'm Getting Minor Raves On My Looks, But I'm Caught In The Middle. Who Knows What Seventy-four Looks Like? Who Cares? But If I'd Listened To My Friends, I Could Now Lie And Say I'm Eighty-four. For Eighty-four, The Way I Look Is Spectacular.

In The Old Days, Ptomaine Poisoning Was A Cover-all. If You Missed A Show And You Were Young, It Meant You Were Having An Abortion. If You Were Old, It Meant You Were Having A Face Lift.

If You Believe, Then You Hang On. If You Believe, It Means You've Got Imagination, You Don't Need Stuff Thrown Out On A Blueprint, And Don't Face Facts-what Can Stop You? If I Don't Make It Today, I'll Come In Tomorrow.

Your First Big Trouble Can Be A Bonanza If You Live Through It. Get Through The First Trouble, And You'll Probably Make It Through The Next One.

Live Long Enough And You'll Come Into Pensions, A Lovely Thing. Presents Every Month From People You Didn't Know Cared.