Don’t Feel Bad; I Regularly Reduce People

She Forces Me To Endure This Ridiculous Therapy, When The So-called Counselors Are Little Better Than Misguided Do-gooders With Degrees. -artemis Fowl

It's Like Learning To Ride A Unicorn. You Never Forget.

When I Went To School, I Was Already Reading And Writing. In Fact, I Was Offended That The Other Kids Couldn't.

The Humans Were Protecting Their Heritage, Or So They Thought. Strange That Mud Men Seem More Concerned About The Past Than The Present.

Argh? Pathetic And Inarticulate. Nice Combination. Your Mothers Must Be So Proud.