Don't Get Mad. Don't Get Even. Just

If You Say Three Things, You Don't Say Anything.

Drag A $100 Bill Through A Trailer Camp And There's No Telling What You Will Find.

Republicans Now Have Their Own Network In Fox, So Guys Who Don't Like To Answer Questions, Like Trent Lott, Have A Place To Go To Hit Softballs.

Am I Surprised That Joe Klein [pseudonymous Author Of Primary Colors Which He Denied Writing] Lied? No, Because In My Opinion Reporters Lie All The Time.

Truth Is Relative. Truth Is What You Can Make The Voter Believe Is The Truth. If You're Smart Enough, Truth Is What You Make The Voter Think It Is. That's Why I'm A Democrat. I Can Make The Democratic Voters Think Whatever I Want Them To.