Don't Give Me Books For Christmas; I

Don't Give Me Books For Christmas; I Already Have A Book.

I'm Not A Great Actress, And I Never Thought I Was. But I Happen To Have Something The Public Likes.

I Wasn't Born An Actress, You Know. Events Made Me One.

I Like Any Dog That Makes Me Look Good When It Stands Next To Me.

Underwear Makes Me Uncomfortable And Besides My Parts Have To Breathe.