Don't Improve It Into A Flop!

I Never Put On A Pair Of Shoes Until I've Worn Them At Least Five Years.

[when Asked By His Secretary If She Should Destroy All Files That Were Over Ten Years Old] Yes, But Keep Copies.

Spare No Expense To Save Money On This One.

I Don't Care If It Doesn't Make A Nickel. I Just Want Every Man, Woman, And Child In America To See It.

Here I Am Paying Big Money To You Writers And What For? All You Do Is Change The Words.