Don't Jump On A Man Unless He

Histhry Is A Post-mortem Examination. It Tellsye What A Counthry Died Iv. But I'd Like To Know What It Lived Iv.

The Wise People Are In New York Because The Foolish Went There First, That's The Way The Wise Men Make A Living.

A Man Can Be Right And President, But He Can't Be Both At The Same Time.

It Must Be A Good Thing To Be Good Or Ivrybody Wudden't Be Pretendin' He Was.

It Is More Comfortable To Feel That We Are A Slight Improvement On A Monkey Than Such A Fallin' Off From The Angels.