Don't Knock Masturbation. It's Sex With Someone

Your Self-esteem Is A Notch Below Kafka.

He's A Genius, She's A Genius, Wow, You Know Alot Of Geniuses, You Should Meet Some Stupid People Sometime, You Might Learn Something

A Tree Never Hits An Automobile Except In Self Defense.

Last Year I Had Difficulty With My Income Tax. I Tried To Take My Analyst Off As A Business Deduction. The Government Said It Was Entertainment. We Compromised Finally And Made It A Religious Contribution.

Harvard Makes Mistakes Too, You Know. Kissinger Taught There.