Don't Suffer Fools Or You'll Become One.

If Only I Had More Money Is The Easiest Way To Postpone The Intense Self-examination And Decision-making Necessary To Create A Life Of Enjoyment - Now And Not Later.

What I Don't Like Is Snark For Snark's Sake. If You Are Going To Make Fun Of Me, At Least Be Witty While Doing It.

Learn To Be Difficult When It Counts. In School As In Life, Having A Reputation For Being Assertive Will Help You Receive Preferential Treatment Without Having To Beg Or Fight For It Every Time.

Effectiveness Is Doing The Things That Get You Closer To Your Goals. Efficiency Is Performing A Given Task (whether Important Or Not) In The Most Economical Manner Possible. Being Efficient Without Regard To Effectiveness Is The Default Mode Of The Universe.

There Are A Lot Of Things That Can Be Learned From The Darker Corners Of Athletics. You Have Doctors Who View Bodybuilders As Cavalier Amateurs Of Science. And Then You Have The Bodybuilders Who View The Doctors As Too Conservative To Do Anything Interesting. So I've Tried To Become The Middleman For Putting Some Of Those Pieces Together.