Don't Sweat The Petty Things And Don't

I Was Surprised When I Started Getting Old. I Always Thought It Was One Of Those Things That Would Happen To Someone Else.

In Rome, The Emperor Sat In A Special Part Of The Colosseum Called The Caesarian Section.

Tits Always Look Better In A Pink Sweater.

Comedy, Although It Is Not One Of The Fine Arts - It's A Vulgar Art, It's One Of The People's Arts, It's The Spoken Word, The Writing That Goes Into It Is An Art Form - It's Certainly Artistry.

I've Set My Own Rules To Live By. The First One Is: 'never Believe Anything The Government Says.'