Don't Talk To Me About Gravity. When

I Was Getting Dressed And A Peeping Tom Looked In The Window, Took A Look And Pulled Down The Shade.

Grandchildren Can Be Annoying - How Many Times Can You Go: "and The Cow Goes Moo And The Pig Goes Oink"? It's Like Talking To A Supermodel.

I Finally Found Out How Priests Get Holy Water. They Boil The Hell Out Of It.

I Have So Little Sex Appeal That My Gynecologist Calls Me "sir."

All Babies Look Like Renée Zellweger Pushed Against A Glass Window.