Don't Think This Has Taught Me A

I've Tried Several Varieties Of Sex. The Conventional Position Makes Me Claustrophobic, And The Others Either Give Me A Stiff Neck Or Lockjaw.

My Father Warned Me About Men And Booze But He Never Said Anything About Women And Cocaine.

(on Seeing A Former Lover For The First Time In Years) I Thought I Told You To Wait In The Car.

I'd Rather Be Strongly Wrong Than Weakly Right.

Of Course Cocaine Is Not Adictive, Darling. I Should Know, I've Been Doing It For Years.