Don't Threaten Me With Love, Baby. Let's

The Only Reason They're Out There Is To See Me Fall Into The Damn Orchestra Pit.

If You Think Dope Is For Kicks And For Thrills, You're Out Of Your Mind. There Are More Kicks To Be Had In A Good Case Of Paralytic Polio Or By Living In An Iron Lung.

I Think I Copied My Style From Louis Armstrong. Because I Used To Like The Big Volume And The Big Sound That Bessie Smith Got When She Sang ... So I Liked The Feeling That Louis Got And I Wanted The Big Volume That Bessie Smith Got. But I Found That It Didn't Work With Me, Because I Didn't Have A Big Voice. So Anyway Between The Two Of Them I Sorta Got Billie Holiday.

They Think They Can Make Fuel From Horse Manure - Now, I Don't Know If Your Car Will Be Able To Get 30 Miles To The Gallon, But It's Sure Gonna Put A Stop To Siphoning.

Lust May Be In The Heart, Though It Be Not Seen By Others; As Guests May Be In The House, Though They Look Not Out At The Windows.