Don't Use Your Bedroom For Work, Unless

Privately I Think That I'm Not Really Somebody Who Has A Network Television Show. Celebrities Are Other People - Johnny Carson And Sylvester Stallone. I'm Just A Kid Trying To Make A Living Is The Way I Feel.

Everyday Is A Compromise.

I Vote Democrat Because I Believe Oil Companies Profits Of 4% On A Gallon Of Gas Are Obscene, But The Government Taxing The Same Gallon At 15% Isn't.

I Feel Like Bush Presidencies Are Like "godfather" Films. You Should Stop At Two.

I Know You're On The Atkins Diet, But Could You Stop Eating Bacon During Sex?