Don't Use Your Bedroom For Work, Unless

Has The Mathematical Abilities Of A Clydesdale.

Donald Trump Has A Great Campaign Slogan: 'a Complex World Demands Complex Hair.'

Over In Afghanistan, Osama Stuck His Head Out Of The Cave And Saw A Shadow. So, That Means Six More Weeks Of Bombing.

Hillary Clinton Is Driving Across Iowa In A Van. It's To Get To Know The People She'll Never, Ever See Again In Her Life.

A Priest In New York City Was Arrested On Gun Possession. These Days, You Better Be Happy That The Bulge In His Pocket Is A .38.