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I Had A Very Close Relationship With Another Kid When I Was Growing Up. I Was His Imaginary Friend.

Race Is Still Somewhat Of A Taboo In Comedy. But If You're A Minority, Then You Can Make Fun Of Your Own Minority. And That's A Nice Service That Many Of Them Provide.

I'm Not Catholic, But I Gave Up Picking My Belly Button For Lint.

My Classmates Would Copulate With Anything That Moved, But I Never Saw Any Reason To Limit Myself.

Interviewers Always Used To Ask Me About My Pageboy Haircut, And It Drove Me Nuts: It Almost Made Me Suspect That There Was Something Strange About It. So I Cut Off My Pageboy.