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Because We Allow Handguns. When You Know Someone In The Crowd Might Be Packing A Rod, It Can't Help But Rush Your Timing.

I Was A Cute Baby. My Mom Said When I Was Born They Threw Away The Mold. Some Of It Grew Back.

The Only Work I Ever Turned Down Was A Cable Programme Called Diving For Excrement.

The American Government Is Making Nuclear Weapons Like There's No Tomorrow.

Back In High School, My Buddies Tried To Put The Make On Anything That Moved. I Told Them, Why Limit Yourselves?