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At My Lemonade Stand I Used To Give The First Glass Away Free And Charge Five Dollars For The Second Glass. The Refill Contained The Antidote.

I Picked Up A Hitch Hiker. You've Got To When You Hit Them.

I Don't Know How Electricity Works. All I Know Is That It Calms Me.

People Come Up To Me And Say, 'emo, Do People Really Come Up To You?'

I Was Feeling A Bit Down, I Went To A Therapist A Few Times, At A Hundred Bucks A Pop. But Then I Realized That No Therapy Session Would Ever Cheer Me Up Half As Much As If I Was Just Strolling Along And Found A Hundred Dollar Bill.