Don't Worry About Who Doesn't Like You,

Don't Confuse Fame With Success. Madonna Is One; Helen Keller Is The Other.

Maybe You Know Why A Child Can Reject A Hot Dog With Mustard Served On A Soft Bun At Home, Yet Eat Six Of Them Two Hours Later At Fifty Cents Each.

Spend At Least One Mother's Day With Your Respective Mothers Before You Decide On Marriage. If A Man Gives His Mother A Gift Certificate For A Flu Shot, Dump Him.

Last Year I Gave Seventy-four Phone Hours To Soliciting Baked Goods For The Bake-a-rama. I Was Named Top Call Girl By The League.

When Children Reach The Age Of Sixteen, They Discover The Meaning Of Life: Car Keys.