Don't Write Naughty Words On The Wall

Don't Solicit For Your Sister, It's Not Nice. Unless You Get A Good Percentage Of Her Price.

For There Is Surely Nothing More Beautiful In This World Than The Sight Of A Lone Man Facing Single-handedly A Half A Ton Of Angry Pot Roast!

If The Hoods Don't Get You, The Monoxide Will.

Apart From That Mrs Lincoln, How Did You Enjoy The Play?

Alas, Irreverence Has Been Subsumed By Mere Grossness, At Least In The So-called Mass Media. What We Have Now - To Quote Myself At My Most Pretentious - Is A Nimiety Of Scurrility With A Concomitant Exiguity Of Taste.