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The Only People Who Say Worse Things About Politicians That Reporters Do Are Other Politicians.

Last Night We Had Three Small Zucchini For Dinner That Were Grown Within Fifty Feet Of Our Back Door. I Estimate They Cost Somewhere In The Neighborhood Of $371.49 Each.

I Am An Atheist... I Don't Understand Religion At All. I'm Sure I'll Offend A Lot Of People By Saying This, But I Think It's All Nonsense.

Always Keep Your Words Soft And Sweet, Just In Case You Have To Eat Them.

I Just Wish Insignificance Had More Stature.