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Let's Make A Statement To The Airlines Just To Get Their Attention. We'll Pick A Week Next Year And We'll All Agree Not To Go Anywhere For Seven Days.

I'd Be More Willing To Accept Religion, Even If I Didn't Believe It, If I Thought It Made People Nicer To Each Other But I Don't Think It Does.

One Of The Things We Can Be Sure Of Over The July 4th Weekend Is That News Reports Will Keep Telling Us How Many Of Us Are Going To Die In Automobile Accidents.

It Would Be A Better World If Everyone In It Knew All The Truth About Everything.

It's Ridiculous For A Country To Get All Worked Up About A Game—except The Super Bowl, Of Course. Now That's Important.