Don't You Miss The Days When America

I Don't Do Heroin Myself, But It's Done Wonders For My Music Collection.

I Don't Know Anyone Less Jesus Like Than Christians.

The Whole Dating Ritual Was Different When I Was A Kid. Girls Got Pinned, Not Nailed.

Death Is Nature's Way Of Killing You.

To Give You An Idea How Slowly We Are Leaving Afghanistan, Afghans Don't Refer To Us Anymore As 'infidel Crusaders.' They Refer To Us As 'irish Relatives.'