Doubt Is The Father Of Invention.

Deliberation, N.: The Act Of Examining One's Bread To Determine Which Side It Is Buttered On.

The Gambling Known As Business Looks With Austere Disfavor Upon The Business Known As Gambling.

Neighbor, N. One Whom We Are Commanded To Love As Ourselves, And Who Does All He Knows How To Make Us Disobedient.

Monsignor- A High Ecclesiastical Title, Of Which The Founder Of Our Religion Overlooked The Advantages.

War, N. A By-product Of The Arts Of Peace. The Most Menacing Political Condition Is A Period Of International Amity.